What's in a name?

I remember when I was younger, some people just had the coolest names. My assistant principal in high school was Beverly Hill, one of the students was Peter Rabbitt, and sadly one of the kids in elementary school was Harry Dick (what were his parents thinking), but the coolest name on TV has to be Ducky Mallard of Navy NCIS. David McCallum who plays Ducky sent me this 8x10 photo signed and inscribed.